Nurse who snapped

Nurse Kristen Johnson
Spied a penis not to be forgotten
She snapped some photos lickety-split
Patient privacy? Oh who gives shit.

So a couple things about the story of the nurse and the penis photos.

First, can you believe her last name is "Johnson"? Is that the best or what? Truth is always stranger than fiction.

Second, I can't stop wondering what it was about the penis that made her take this action. Presumably, as a nurse, she's seen all manner of penises, so what made this one special? Was it especially large? Or small? Or of a peculiar bent?