The Masters

Tony Finau on seven Took his celebration to eleven And topped his hole-in-one coup de grace By snapping his ankle back into place (Background story.)…

Gabby

Gabby Douglas A human gyrocompass Over, under, and through the bars she folds Then straight ahead pointing to gold…

Milo worship

A couple light-hearted clerihew for Friday. Milo Yiannopoulos Built like the Acropolis On Twitter he's @nero The faggot alt-right hero Milo Yiannopoulos A social justice warrior busting human obelus Every meme augments his fame Be it a Cuck or a…

Nurse who snapped

Nurse Kristen Johnson Spied a penis not to be forgotten She snapped some photos lickety-split Patient privacy? Oh who gives shit. So a couple things about the story of the nurse and the penis photos. First, can you believe her…